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  1. A wife takes a lover home during the day while her

    husband is at work.

    The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them, and

    hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

    Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home.

    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that

    the little boy is already in there.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    The man says, "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball."

    Man: "That's nice."

    Boy: "Want to buy it?"

    Man: "No, thanks."

    Boy: "My Dad's outside."

    Man: "OK, how much?"

    Boy: "$250."

    Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the lover

    find themselves in the closet again.

    Boy: "Dark in here."

    Man: "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,

    "How much?"

    Boy: "$750."

    Man: "Sold."

    A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab

    your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

    The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my


    The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

    Boy: "$1,000."

    The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your

    friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost.

    I'm taking you to church, to confession


    In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the

    confessional and closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here."

    The priest says, "Don't start that crap again;

    you're in my closet now."

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  3. :help:

    I downloaded the trial but when I went to site for serial I got this

    Latest News

    May 24, 2007: CuteZIP has been discontinued

    GlobalSCAPE has discontinued sales and further development of CuteZIP. This decision was made so that we might better allocate resources to the development of new product concepts in our secure file management software line.

    How long does trial last?

  4. CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a! prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"

    Cinderella replied, I can'tremember,exactly. Peter, Peter, something or other..."

  5. A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

    The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. Sounds not like anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound.

    The next morning, he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they say,

  6. I like the screen saver electric sheep. Just wondering if it is possible to save the downloaded parts and move it to another puter, or do I need to download it all over again?

    Is there another one like electric sheep?

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