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  1. I got really inspired by the Zune theme. So I made a varation of it!

    Changelog:

    Fixed the wallaper issue

    4 Wallpapers by WolfX2

    4 alternate wallpapers by RaGhul

    Added 4 actual theme files

    Re-organized the msstyles file

    Added in the highspins cursor Pack!

    th_13887_Untitled_1_122_404lo.jpg

    WolfX2 made 4 nice wallpapers to go with this theme!

    Green, Blue, Grey and Pink

    th_01673_Midnight_Pink_122_395lo.jpg

    RaGhul made 4 alternate wallpapers to go with this!

    Green, Blue, Grey and Pink

    th_76148_Midnight_Pink_2_122_502lo.jpg

    5 Colors each with a compact version for a total of 10 choices!

    Full shellstyles for all of them.

    Download here! www.wpiw.net/downloads/Themes_Kels_Midnight_Addon_1.8.cab

    Size - 1.01 megs MD5Hash = 23AEBF8F657E244923A6CF42DD45AB0D

  2. Ok peeps here is a pretty decent codec addon for you to use!

    Relevant info = http://www.msfn.org/board/index.php?showtopic=14614

    Contents
    MSFN Codec Pack 3.2

    * DivX 6.6.1 [Decoder]
    * XviD 1.1.2 build 2006-11-01 [Encoder/Decoder]
    * Windows Media 9 VCM [version 9.0.1.1184] [Encoder]
    * Cyberlink DVD Decoder [version 6.0.3614]
    * Elecard MPEG 2 Demultiplexer [version 2.0.84.30429]
    * Ligos Indeo XP [version 5.2820.15.58]
    * Intel Indeo [version 4.51.16.2]
    * Intel Indeo [version 3.24.15.03]
    * Intel I.263 [version 2.55.1.16]
    * MS MPEG-4 [version 4.1.0.3927] [Encoder]
    * On2 VP7 [version 7.0.10.0] [Encoder/Decoder]
    * MP3 Decoder [version 1.9.0.311]
    * Fraunhofer IIS MPEG Layer-3 DirectShow decoder [version 1.9.0.311]
    * Fraunhofer IIS MPEG Layer-3 Codec for MSACM [version 3.4.0]
    * VobSub [1.0.1.3] + CPL
    * AC3 Filter 1.30b + CPL
    * Ogg Vorbis [version 1.1.0.79]
    * GSpot 2.70a

    Changelog:
    - Uncabbed files -> smaller size of installer
    - Updated DivX Decoder to v6.6.1
    - Updated XviD Components (Build: 10.03.2007)
    - Updated Windows Media 9 VCM to v9.0.1.1184
    - Updated AC3 Filter to v1.30b
    - Updated Ogg Vorbis to v1.1.0.79
    - Updated to GSpot to v2.70a

    Download here ----> www.wpiw.net/downloads/Kels_swgreed_codec_addon_v3.2.CAB

    Size - 5.94 megs MD5Hash = F76D891144E16BAF549F897227E8AE8C

  3. 485 Visual Styles for MS Windows XP and 2003!

    Extraction Dialog Box: (Will show at the t-13\t-12 installation phase of windows)

    VS.png

     
    Zune2007
    ZuneNOIR
    Zwart
    7
    75
    A1
    A1Gaia
    AB1
    Addy Blue
    Aero Concepts
    Aero Style
    Aero Style (Glass - Beta 1)
    Aero Style (Glass - Beta 2)
    Aero Style (Glass)
    Aero Style (Vista - Beta 1)
    Aero Style (Vista - Beta 2)
    Aero UI (Day)
    Aero UI (Night)
    Aero Vista
    Aero7
    Aero4067
    Aero5203
    AeroGreen
    AeroXP
    AeroXP2
    Aeroz
    Alduin2b
    Alduin2br
    Alduin2d
    Alduin2g
    Alduin2p
    ALFA
    Alliance
    Allure
    ALPHAX
    AmberGlow
    AmigaXP
    Anarchy
    Angelic
    Anger
    Aqua Loop
    Aqua MSN
    Aqua Plus
    Aqua2003
    AquaAero
    AquaLuna
    AquaSeven
    Aquatica
    ASDQ
    AurielB
    AurielG
    AurielP
    Aurora
    AurorarionEN
    B-A-B-Y-B-L-U
    Balder
    Beacon
    Beige
    Bikini
    Black
    Black Longhorn
    Black Luna
    BlackBlue
    BlackGold
    BlackIce
    BlackLite
    Blackmin
    Blackpro5
    BlackWhite
    BlackXP
    Blanco
    BlandXP
    Blange
    Blaver
    Blink
    Blood Orb Black
    Blood Orb Blue
    Blood Orb Red
    Blue Chrome
    BlueHeart
    Blueple
    Bluever
    Bluever2
    BluMod
    BlynkNET
    Bose Classic
    Bosumi
    BPanther
    Brownies
    BTD2
    Bugatti ProBlue
    Butterfly
    Calypso
    CarbonZ
    CatalystVS
    CatalystVS_Blue
    Celestial
    Celluloid
    Censf Aurora
    ChaNinjaStyle_RC5
    ChaNinjaStyle_RC5_Bonus
    CheStyle
    Chivalry
    Chromium
    Classic
    ClearAlt
    Clearlk06
    Cobra
    Codigo Web 2 - Blue
    ColdFusion XP 2
    Concave
    Convergence
    CoolXP4
    Corona
    CougDrop2
    Crimson
    Crystal Clear
    Crystal Clear Aero
    Crystal dlb 2
    Crystal dlb BE
    Crystal Milk
    CrystalAero
    CrystalThin
    Cubic
    Custom
    DarkBlue Live
    DarkLibar
    DarkRealm
    DarkSteel
    DarkWall
    Davd
    DaVinci
    Dazzle
    Dazzler
    DE
    DeepSix
    Depth To Darkness
    Descent
    Destiny
    Deviant
    Diamond
    Doxo
    DragonStyle
    Dream
    DreamLH
    Dreams
    DRStyle
    Dry Blue
    DZVista Pink
    Element
    Elusive
    Embedded
    Energy Blue
    Estiloluna
    Everaldo2
    EverDawn
    Evil Red
    eXistenZ
    Exodo
    FalcoXp
    Fierce
    Fiesta
    Fin
    Fin2
    Fire
    First
    Foilcover
    Forever Blue
    ForeverBlue2
    G2
    Garam M
    Geeks
    GirlsHINA
    Gix Blue
    Glitz
    GlitzPM
    Gold Line
    GoldCoast
    GoldMOD
    Gondor
    Got2Go
    Gray
    Green
    Greenxp
    GreyOb
    GSVista
    GuiAirB1
    GUIRelax
    HinaKeita
    Hydranb
    Hydrand
    Hydrandb
    Hydrang
    Hydranp
    Hydrans
    Ice
    IceWater
    IE8
    InsetRed
    Inspirat
    Inspirat2
    Inspirational Royale
    InspiratSE
    InspiratSECompakt
    Jackie Chan Blue
    Jackie Chan Red
    Jade Style
    Jaded Perspective
    Jumjibar
    Kamino
    KayPeeOne
    KCChiefs
    KDE
    Kimbra
    Kremit
    Kriss
    Kriss 2
    Krystal
    lcds
    LE
    Lebis
    LebisBlc
    LebisBlu
    LED
    Legends
    LegendsII
    LegendsIII
    LegendsIV
    Leopard
    LINER
    LiQuidskY
    Live
    Live Theme
    Logi
    Loki07
    Longhorn
    Longhorn Aero
    LonghornPro
    LowertXPd
    LuderB
    LuderBr
    LuderG
    LuderP
    Luna (Longhorn Revolution)
    Luna Basic
    Luna Lite
    Luna Royale
    Luna3cm
    LunaInsg
    LunaInsp
    LunaInspg
    LunaMaqXP
    LunarBlue
    LunaVX
    Luxor
    Mac OS Smooth
    Mac OS X
    Machine
    Magic
    maloksan
    MaquaLuna
    Mar Del Plata
    Matrix Plex 2
    MCC
    MegaManX
    MetaBlood
    Metal Gear Solid 3
    Metallic Green
    MetallicShades2
    Michelle
    Midnight
    MidniteXP
    Milk
    Milk2
    MindWood
    Mint
    Misfit
    Mission
    ModBlue
    mrs mix blue
    MRSCLEAR
    MRSDESERT
    MRSFORE
    MRSGLASS
    MRSLight
    mrsmixbl
    MRSSILVER
    MS Windows Max
    msn
    MtlBlade
    Muin
    Mutsumi
    MV5720
    MX5
    Natural
    Neowin
    New XP LiveBlack
    New XP LiveGreen
    NewHuman
    Newroyale
    NewXP
    Nexus
    NightElf
    NightMove
    Noozii
    nuvista
    NX01
    nxPro
    Oboy
    Obsidian
    Oceano
    Octalized
    OddWood
    OdessaXP
    Office 2007
    OminOS
    OneFlag
    Onision
    Online
    OpusOS
    OSXP
    OSXP1
    OutWorld
    Palladium
    PantherS
    Passion
    Patriotic
    PC Blue Night
    PC Dark V5
    PCPurpleN
    Pearl
    Pearl (full start panel)
    PHANTOM
    PHENOM
    Pipeline
    Plastic
    Plasticaa
    Platinum
    Platinum Mist Remix
    Plex Black
    Plex Style
    Plex Style (Media Center Edition)
    Plex Style I
    Plex Style II
    Plex4015
    Plexiglas v2
    Powerpuff
    PRFF
    Pristine
    Pucko
    Purple
    Purple Taz
    Quantum
    QuickSilver
    Raptor
    Real Graphite
    Real Silver
    Recall 6.6 Basic
    Recall 6.6 Enterprise
    Recall 6.6 Ultimate
    RedDragon
    Redvista_??
    RedXP
    Reflections
    Reielle
    reubenB
    RhodiumX
    Rino
    Royal Full Start Menu
    Royal Inspirat
    Royal_Five_Color_Mod
    RoyalAIO
    RoyalAIO (compact)
    Royale
    Royale Glass
    Royale Noir
    Royale06
    RoyaleVista2
    RoyaleVista2Blue
    RoyalFour
    RoyalInsLong
    RoyalInsMac
    RoyalMod
    RVHybrid
    RVistaC
    SapphireMOD
    Season
    Sentinel_A
    Sentinel_B
    Seven
    Seven Ultimate Black
    SevenVG
    SevenVG Refresh
    SevenXP
    Shadow
    Shine
    Signs
    Simple Life
    Simplex3
    Simplex6
    SlanXP3
    Slate Athens
    Slate PDC
    Slate Refresh
    Slate XP
    SLIVdark
    Soft Silver
    Spectra
    SplintGF
    SplintWF
    Static View
    Stolen
    StrangeWorld
    Studio28
    SubStyle
    SunSetBall
    Sustenance Compact
    TallyHawk
    Teknika
    TenerVS
    Thallos
    The Abyss 2
    The Blue
    Trax
    Trekgrey
    Trippin
    true
    tuxedo
    TXSG
    Tyro
    Vertigo
    Vista
    Vista 360
    Vista Aero v1.1 rhp
    Vista LE 1.0
    VistaCG
    vistags
    VistaLive Yellow
    Vistaluna Basic
    VistaMize
    VistaPerfection
    Vistaseve
    VistaVG
    VistaVG Black
    VistaVG Blue Refresh
    VistaVG Ultimate
    VistaXP
    VISTize
    VitreoA
    VitreoN
    VS7
    Vseven
    War3ORC
    WatercolorLite
    WE
    WE Olive
    Whistler Schnapps
    white christmas
    Win7
    Wind7
    Windows 7
    Windows 7 M1 VS
    Windows MAX V4
    Windows Media Player 11
    Windows Vista
    Windows Vista style
    Windows Xp Style Wood
    Windows7
    WinSeven
    WinVista
    WinXPEvo
    wipPDC
    wipWMP
    WMP11
    Wood
    Xanadu
    Ximian
    XoddX
    XP WMP 11
    XPAmp
    XPBlack
    XPLiveor
    YinYang
    Zion
    Zune

    Download the whole Effing thing here!!!

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    Size = 76.8 megs MD5 Hash = 6e49d1cbad5663363d863f10e68c64f1

    Extract for the switchelss!

  4. UNINSTALL previous versions BEFORE installing this one!!!

    th_54862_CPL_122_662lo.jpg

    v12.6 Log:
    BSODView v.1.4.0
    CPU-Z v1.58
    GPU-Z v0.5.5
    HWMonitor v1.18
    WhatInStartup v1.3.3
    WinUpdatesList v1.31.31
    HP USB Tool v2.2.3

    Dumped IE cookies cleaner


    v12.2 log
    PSERV 3.4

    v12 log
    BlueScreenView v1.31
    GPU-Z v5.1

    The whole package is now uninstallable via the add/remove panel.

    This pack contains:

    BootSafe v2.0.1000

    Bootvis v1.3.37.0

    BlueScreenView v1.4.0

    ClearType PowerToy

    ClipBoard Viewer

    CPU-Z v1.58

    GPU-Z v0.5.5

    HD Tune v2.55

    HP USB Format Tool v 2.2.3

    HWmonitor v1.18

    MemTest v4.0

    Microsoft AutoPlay Repair Wizard

    Microsoft TimeZone Requires .NET Framework

    Microsoft Virtual CD-ROM Control Panel v2.1

    MSI CleanUp Utility 4.4

    New MSConfig

    Regedit

    Services and Devices v3.4

    Smart Driver Backup v2.12

    TweakUI PowerToy v2.1

    WhatInStartup v1.40

    Windows Task Manager

    WinUpdatesList v1.31.31

    User Accounts 2 CPL

    addondl.png

    Size 4.06 megs

    Hash =

    Kels_CPLBonus_v12.6_addon.rar

    CRC-32: 8daf4d2b

    MD4: e9339b2047a88ba6a035d27f5b4cecb9

    MD5: 4770a75127f43ddc276153c53d5a46cf

    SHA-1: 2ca12e1d5e10939718666abaa9d45c4966c6760a

    ....

    ===============================================

    SILENT INSTALLER!!!

    Get it here!

    Size = 4.23 megs

    Hashes: File: Kels_CPLBonus_v12.6.exe

    CRC-32: 6ed90586

    MD4: f44efc9d755468cbd8f9f6268f18c6ea

    MD5: 50cf719c9e41cd9e2e6dd26d83398298

    SHA-1: d3ff9c0e7308e871d3be9bd4a4dcf51450be55f5

  5. New in version v16.2!

    Special UberPacK Software Uninstall menu: (Click Show Updates to see it)

    capturepg.png

    v16.2 Log:
    Unlocker v1.9.1
    VistaSwitcher v1.1.4
    NirCMD v2.65

    Full list of things that are included.

    Main Additions

    ClearType turned on by default

    Compumatrix WallPaper Changer v2.1

    Microsoft Calculator Plus v1.0 (Replaces calc.exe)

    Microsoft HighMAT CD Writing Wizard (KB831240)

    Microsoft Image Resizer PowerToy v7.0.224.0

    Microsoft Makecab v6.0.6001.22192 (Vista SP2 final version)

    Microsoft OpenType\TrueType Font Properties Extension v2.30

    Nirsoft NirCmd v2.65

    Quicklaunch is now enabled by default.

    Recycle bin start menu option.

    RefreshEM

    RegShot v2.0.1.70 Unicode (Uninstallable)

    Replacer v2.63

    Service Tweaker v1 <-- Requires .NET Framework!

    VistaSwitcher v1.1.4 (uninstallable)

    Unlocker v1.9.1(Includes Unlocker Assistant and is uninstallable)

    TSkill 5.1.2600.0

    WhyReboot v1.0.1.537

    Xpero's EXPander v1.5 Final <-- Requires .NET Framework!

    Xpero's RegFile Merger v1.0b <-- Requires .NET Framework!

    SendTo Menu Additions

    7zSplit

    CabTool v1.8

    FGCBA v0.897

    HotFix Extractor v1.01 From Sereby of RyanVM's forums

    ISO Creator

    Reg2exe v2.25

    Reg2Inf v0.46

    Resource Hacker v3.5.2b

    Shell Extensions

    .dll/.ocx/.ax Register/Unregister Regtweak

    Advanced .inf install/uninstall Regtweak

    Attribute Changer v6.20 (Uninstallable)

    Back v3

    Copy To/Move To

    File Extension Toggle v3

    Find Target v3

    HashCheck v2.1.11.0(Uninstallable)

    Hidden Files Toggle v3

    Mainsoft ClipName v1.2.7

    ModifyPE

    Open CMD Promt v2.0.2.1 (Uninstallable)

    Open in a new window

    Run with arguments v2.6.0.2

    Select All v3

    Synesis File Case v2.0.2.31

    WIAAutSDK v2

    ...and a custom Power Menu to contain most of the shell extensions

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    Size - 5.46 megs

    Hash = File: Kels_Uber_Addon_v16.2.rar

    CRC-32: 694d82b1

    MD4: 89bfe2d888bd1902d612da206f81437c

    MD5: f27291584823b21e6128cb5936c5f575

    SHA-1: d6201a2b7478a0f2a2549cccc279012f3479c18c

    I must thank RyanVM, Xable, Skitty, Dgelwins, Zacam, booogy, Joey Joe, Mrs. Peel, Mindwarper and Siginet for this pack. (And any others I forgot to mention, Thank you!) I got it by adding Ryans Addons pack and all of the non-conflicting fan made Addons into one large pack. I will be updating this pack as often as I find something new to add or if I am notified of an update to the programs included...

    SpiritPyres 4 extensions (Back, Hidden Files Toggle, File extensions Toggle and Select all) Can be customized through the following registry file:

    Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\SpiritPyre Extensions]
    Refresh Key=e
    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\SpiritPyre Extensions\BrowserBack]
    @=&Back
    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\SpiritPyre Extensions\FileExtToggle]
    @=&File Extension Toggle
    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\SpiritPyre Extensions\HiddenFilesToggle]
    @=&Hidden Files Toggle
    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\SpiritPyre Extensions\SelectAll]
    @=&Select All

    Just Change the titles to whatever you want and then apply!

    ......

    I do not, will not, nor want to support a cracked WGA version anymore...

    I stopped that LONG ago. (like 3+ years ago)

    Go buy Windows.

    ________________________________________________________

    Notepad2 v4.2.25.558!!!

    Notepad2 is a FANTASTIC app, improving greatly the original Notepad shipped with Windows! Notepad2 follows the basic Notepad principle, keeping it small, fast, without frills, but it improves it greatly! Notepad2 is a fast and light-weight Notepad-like text editor with syntax highlighting.

    NotePad2

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    Size = 366kb

    Hash = File: Kels_Notepad2_v4.2.25.558_addon.rar

    CRC-32: cfc23442

    MD4: 0159a4056d47e60dd1940c29a1843bbb

    MD5: 04d2b282b7ee70217f79285b77cc78a7

    SHA-1: 7de6aa4b620719e8a36e45309a78db12e8ece097

  6. This pack adds all of the files and needed txtsetup entries for the Royale (Energy Bliss) official theme pack, including energybliss wallpaper, shellstyle and theme.

    addondl.png

    Size - 1.31 megs MD5Hash = 39D9A930DFDFB8DF0464D9A246AC9E14

    Features:
    nLite compatable.
    No uxtheme.dll hack needed to use.
    Full Luna replacement with 4 color schemes. 3 original and Royale.

    I added the Bliss screensaver to this one and fixed some typos.

    addondl.png

    Size - 2.82 megs MD5Hash = 87FEEA77BBFA6DB36E6915D3C066025A

    I made this one by adding the Contrast white cursors and the Vista sound scheme!

    I used the Vista scheme posted in the switchless forum by: owikh84

    I added in my Royale w\bliss theme and my Contrast white cursor pack.

    I rebuilt the default Luna theme so all of this is selected by default.

    addondl.png

    size - 9.26 megs MD5Hash = D016B2CB25B0368A6E55441C4C7D5264

    =======================================================================

    This is a official MS variation of Royale and as such does not need uxtheme.dll patching. It includes 2 color options Royale and Royale Noir.

    ricktendo64 and I choose a nice dark variation of Bliss to go with it:

    th_83704_noir_122_472lo.jpg

    http://www.wincert.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=322&hl=

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    Size - 385 kb MD5Hash = E5D40D61A8A9C64642FA36801FE4B8A3

  7. v5 Log
    CMDOpen v2.0.3.0
    Unlocker v1.9.0
    Notepad2 v4.1.24.0

    Contents:

    CabTool v1.8

    ClearType turned on by default

    Microsoft Calculator Plus v1.0 (Replaces calc.exe)

    Microsoft Image Resizer PowerToy v7.0.224.0

    Microsoft Makecab v6.1.7600.16385 (Win7 final version)

    NotePad2 v4.1.24.0

    Quicklaunch is now enabled by default.

    Unlocker v1.9.0

    tskill v5.1.2600.0 (Needed for the uninstall routines on none XP pro systems.)

    SHELL EXTENSIONS:

    .dll/.ocx/.ax Register/Unregister Regtweak

    .inf advanced install\uninstall Regtweak

    Back v3

    Context Attributes

    Copyto\Moveto Regtweak

    File Extension Toggle v3

    Find Target v3

    HashCheck v2.1.11.1

    Hidden Files Toggle v3

    Mainsoft ClipName v1.2.7

    ModifyPE

    NinoTech Date Edit v4.0

    Open cmd Here v2.0.3.0

    Open folder in new window Regtweak

    Select All v2

    Synesis Run with arguments... v2.0.2.32

    Synesis File Case v2.0.2.31

    ...and a custom Power Menu to contain most of the shell extensions

    addondl.png

    Size - 1.69 megs MD5Hash = d41e5683789e3b1b4d569d5e034b411d

    ....

    SpiritPyres 4 extensions (Back, Hidden Files Toggle, File extensions Toggle and Select all) Can be customized through the following registry file:

    Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\SpiritPyre Extensions]
    Refresh Key=e

    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\SpiritPyre Extensions\BrowserBack]
    @=&Back

    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\SpiritPyre Extensions\FileExtToggle]
    @=&File Extension Toggle

    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\SpiritPyre Extensions\HiddenFilesToggle]
    @=&Hidden Files Toggle

    [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\SpiritPyre Extensions\SelectAll]
    @=&Select All

    Just Change the titles to whatever you want and then apply!

  8. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down.

    2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

    3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

    4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

    5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

    6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    7. Crying is blackmail.

    8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    9. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

    10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty,

    would look good with your dress?

    11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

    14. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

    15. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

    16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

    20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

    21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

    23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

    24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    26. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

    27. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

    28. You have enough clothes.

    29. You have too many shoes.

    30. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

    31. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

    32. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

    33. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

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