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For many years now we have struggled with many measurements of elongated time...such as hours, days, months, years, decades, millenniums, this has to stop. I propose one standard measurement of time..the...flush!

You see, while this may sound quite far fetched, studies show, the complexity of peoples lives have been decreased by exponential proportions where this system has been tried. Places such as southern Australia and...Guam.

Once you familiarize yourself with the new system, it becomes quite a handy tool..for example;

Four months equals two thousand flushes.

now with our greatest weapon...cross multiplication we can easily find the correct time in flushes.

4mo 1mo

------ --------

2000Fsh X

X=2000Fsh multiplied by 1mo divided by 4 mo equals...500Fsh

X=500fsh

For many of us, this will become a time consuming and inconvenient task. That's why we have constructed this convenient conversion chart for practical every day use.

10yrs = 60000 flushes

1 year = 6000 flushes

9 months (for those of us who cant keep it in our pants) = 4500 flushes

6 months = 3000 flushes

4 months = 2000 flushes

2 months 1000 flushes

1 month = 500 flushes

1 week = 112 flushes

1 day = 16 flushes

1 hour = .6 flush

We realize that this will take some time to get used to, but, its worth it. Everyone who signs up for the program will receive free tote bag and water bottle.

Thank you,

Father Time

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