dirtwarrior Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any womanother than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked towalk out of their house completely naked to help weed out anyneighborhood terrorists.Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terroristeffort.All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of theirhouse to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think itsokay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for allAmerican women.Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at yourside is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terroristsand applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.God bless America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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