dirtwarrior Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the lastof which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided thelatest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed withdiarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bedsheets, and threw them out the hospital window.A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. Hestarted yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get theunknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pileat his feet.As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who hadwatched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going onhere?'The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the #### out ofa ghost.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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