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Hell of a different kind


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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each

country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to German Hell

and asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric

chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German

devil comes inand whips you for the rest of the day'.

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the USA Hell as well as the Russian Hell and many more. He discovers that

they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the PAKISTANI Hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting

to get in.

Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric

chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

The PAKISTANI devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.

'But that is exactly the same as all the other hells so why are there so many people

waiting to get in?' asks the man.

'Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work.

The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.

And the PAKISTANI devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet

and goes back home to sleep!'

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