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As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman

other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to

walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any

neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist

effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their

house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its

okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all

American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your

side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists

and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

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