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    xp and 2k

    in Microsoft Windows XP

    Posted · Edited by dirtwarrior

    I might use xp again. I want to make my own. Should I use hfslip or xp or both? There is an xp with a comitt around 20 mb and is supposed to be fast and secure. It is xp jacked core. I dont want to use this one cause I bought pro oem and can make my own. How can I get the same results?

    bed sheets

    in Funny Lounge

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    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last

    of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the

    latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with

    diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed

    sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He

    started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the

    unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile

    at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,

    a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had

    watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on

    here?'

    The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the #### out of

    a ghost.'

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