dirtwarrior Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 A wife takes a lover home during the day while herhusband is at work.The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them, andhides in the bedroom closet to watch.Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home.She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing thatthe little boy is already in there.The little boy says, "Dark in here."The man says, "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have a baseball."Man: "That's nice."Boy: "Want to buy it?"Man: "No, thanks."Boy: "My Dad's outside."Man: "OK, how much?"Boy: "$250."Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the loverfind themselves in the closet again.Boy: "Dark in here."Man: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have a baseball glove."The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?"Boy: "$750."Man: "Sold."A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grabyour glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and myglove."The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"Boy: "$1,000."The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off yourfriends like that...that is way more than those two things cost.I'm taking you to church, to confession.In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to theconfessional and closes the door.The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that crap again;you're in my closet now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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