LUZR4LIFE Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n down to the local tavern.BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.BYTE - What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro.CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.CRASH - Where you go to Junior's party uninvited.DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.FAX - What you lie about to the Revenooers.HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.MAC - Big Bubba's favorite food.MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.MODEM - What ya do when the grass gits too high.MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish afore it breaks the line.ONLINE - Where to stay while taking the sobriety test.ROM - Where the Pope lives.SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters offa the porch.SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the Year.SCSI - What you call your week - old underwear.TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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