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    John Deere

    in Funny Lounge

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    :D I have another good one :rolleyes:

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the Stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a converation with your fellow passenger.

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about? "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" and He smiles.

    'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a Flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh

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