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dirtwarrior

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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last

of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the

latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with

diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed

sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He

started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the

unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile

at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,

a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had

watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on

here?'

The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the #### out of

a ghost.'

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