Funny Lounge

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember, is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember . . is …

Well, she'll be ok when she crashes -------------- A dog and a Dolphin kiss -------------- Vaguely amusing roadsign.. -------------- Now this is a cheap way to get your car fixed I just wonder how effective it might be ------------ I don't really understand the point in this sign but there we go ------------ Here is a picture of an elephant taking a crap

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~austincb/pacman/pacamajig.mov (animated gifs in posts allowed?) Honestly, I can't stop laughing because of this

Video: Stupid Cat - catflip

"The guys over at winhistory.de managed to get their Windows XP Professional running on a very minimal box: an Intel Pentium clocked down to 8 MHz with 20 MB of RAM. (The installer won't work with less than 64 MB, but after installing you can remove memory.) The link has plenty of pictures of their progress in achieving this dubious milestone. They deserve a Golden Hourglass award for 'extreme waste of time.' What obscure hardware configurations have you managed to get Windows running on?"

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Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed. Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of he…

My first upload on SoapBox Video: Boxing Kangaroo

. Almost catchy.(English version)

I took this picture while cyg was stunned with Vista performance on his brand new laptop.. I'm glad that you're enjoying it mate, as this picture is showing that you're truly excited..

http://www.dognoodle99.cjb.net/bsod/

LOOOL, I clicked one time before sheep started to run..Check the sheep 4 score, also check it on the picture where I got it.. Link

Look what Live search is suggesting

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/52154/...al_Passion.html