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1. Vista Joke: ctrl-alt-del’ will now be known as ‘hasta la vista' 2. How do you make "holy water" ? You take some regular water and boil the hell out of it!

Well....atleast it asks *sigh*

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Some true facts of life that everyone should have been taught in Biology class. How did we get this far without this information??? If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.…

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Lost in the Desert So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that he'd paid attention to the sun and thought he'…

You should see this one :thumbsup_anim: Video: Awesome !!! Police Vs a Biker I tried to add the embed Video but for some reason it want work by me

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Have you ever wondered how your computer works? It is so fascinatingly mysterious. All you do is type, or point and click, and inside a million little things happen, and stuff just appears on the screen. But how? The purpose of this article is to teach you, in simple terms, exactly what is really going on inside your computer. [Howzit Work!?] Machines The first computers where machines. Punch cards, vacuum tubes, and big rooms filled with wires. They could do math at high speed, count things, and sort records, but that was about all. A long way from modern computers, eh? That's because today, computers aren't machines, they are magic. A modern computer is a magic box fill…

Macs Vista Linux 1di0t computer users Just some funny links I've collected recently.

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!!!!! Why is he doing that?!" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture." "Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nu…

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your sid…

I totally agree with this woman. I can't stand this Paris Hilton cow. :thumbsdown_anim:

Art Lebedev studio, responsible for that spectacular Optimus Maximus keyboard with a video display on each key, has apparently gone nuts, now giving you a way to test electrical circuits by shocking yourself half to death. The creative design studio calls this a Vilcus plug dactyloadapter, and it includes adapters for European and US power outlets. Simply insert a finger in each hole, plug it in, and boom! You're in Electric Ladyland. This product might be popular with the Department of Homeland Security and their colleagues down at Gitmo. Source: Gizmodo

Can you believe this dog

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Most cats do not like getting wet - as anyone who has tried to bathe a moggie will know. But as these pictures show, there's always the exception to the rule. For the cat in question is a large male white Bengal tiger called Odin. Six years old, and at the prime of his life, Odin lives at the Six Flags Discovery Kingdom Zoo in Vallejo, near San Francisco. He is about 10ft long from nose to tail, and is an excellent swimmer. Wet 'n'wild: Odin learned to swim by diving in after chunks of meat Go tiger! This Big Cat seems as comfortable in the water as on land he water is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! In fact, although Big Cats generally do not like water, tigers of all types h…

This one to start with ... it's sooo LOL! :lol: http://www.purple-twinkie.com/FlashMovies/swf/endofworld.swf Then a bit of Star Wars ones: http://www.onedigitallife.com/2006/04/05/j...-vader-round-1/ http://www.funny-games.biz/animations/52-g...apstarwars.html Iraq subtitle video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7...570&q=funny

For many years now we have struggled with many measurements of elongated time...such as hours, days, months, years, decades, millenniums, this has to stop. I propose one standard measurement of time..the...flush! You see, while this may sound quite far fetched, studies show, the complexity of peoples lives have been decreased by exponential proportions where this system has been tried. Places such as southern Australia and...Guam. Once you familiarize yourself with the new system, it becomes quite a handy tool..for example; Four months equals two thousand flushes. now with our greatest weapon...cross multiplication we can easily find the correct time in flushes. 4mo …

What better way to relax after a hard day at work than by sucking in some fresh air from your favorite plant?