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Squirrels... a must read... I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for both groups too. Occasionally, as a rider I have caught myself starting to make bad or late decisions while riding. In flight training, my instructors called this being "behind the power curve"…

Man its one of those days again.

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http://renzuken.kh3.us/BigRedButton.swf It's a button. It's annoying. It's red. It's the big annoying red button. (BTW this goes on forever so don't sit at the computer for the rest of your life trying to make the button go away. )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGxzQfmwcAM...feature=related My favorite: "An error occurred while displaying the previous error" and "Cannot delete 6620: There is not enough free space. Delete one or more files to free disk space"

You would think if a song went to #1 on the charts it would have some kind of redeeming quality. Even if it wasn

copied from James Selvakumar's Blog A Strange mail to Customer Support Team Sub: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support Team, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Basket Ball 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5 , and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Th…

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o Pre-install tasks (turn on IBM machine) o Update IBM BIOS for the Server o IBM Update Express o IBM RAID Update and Configuration v9.0 o Set RAID 5 field with one hot spare disk The smart act itself - During the boot hit F1 to enter BIOS setup - Go to System Security and choose to set up

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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to German Hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes inand whips you for the rest of the day'. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA Hell as well as the Russian Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the PAKISTANI Hell and finds that…

One of the best TV shows I've watched!

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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in : ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~ Our dipsticks are located in DC Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.

This amusing tale appeared in the Irish post January 2001........is it true? Surely not, but totally amusing! Notes from an inexperienced chilli taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Recently I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a chilli cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judges' table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges and (Native Texans) that the chilli wouldn't be all that spicy, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event: Chilli 1…

This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. It's a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause." Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations!) : "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing a…