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FOUND HERE I used to work in a computer store and one day we had a gentleman call in with a smoking power supply. The service rep was having a bit of trouble convincing this guy that he had a hardware problem. Service Rep: Sir, something has burned within your power supply. Customer: I bet that there is some command that I can put into... Service Rep: There is nothing that software can do to help you with... Customer: I know that there is something that I can put in... some command... maybe it should go into the CONFIG.SYS. [After a few minutes of going round and round like this] Service Rep: Okay, I am not supposed to tell anyone this but there is a hidden command in som…

I just called HP to ask for a Vista CD/DVD. When I asked the "Tech" if they could send me a Vista CD/DVD he asked me if I could be more clear on what I wanted. LOL, WTF. He told me that they could only supply me with a recovery disc and that if I used a "3rd party" CD/DVD that my warranty would be voided. HP considers WIndows CD/DVD's being 3rd party software. Just thought I would share.

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Ok, I have read all of these when I was working on a support desk. Once you start it is hard to stop, this guy only got worse. I hope you enjoy. The Chronicles of George

I am sure everyone has a few. Unfortunately, I have a bad memory, so out of the hundreds only one stands out at the moment. I had a caller one time call me for a issue on a number that was on the website for a Support Tech company I worked for. The caller said the number posted on our website was incorrect. So I asked him what happened when he dialed the number, he said it justed beep after he dialed the number. So I asked what number he dialed and he said (123)456-7891 seven times without hanging up. I asked him why he did that and he said because there was a x7 at the end of the number. luckily I had a mute button, because I was ROFLMAO. I have also had people who did…

I've found this posted by a guy who was interviewed for work at Microsoft. Check the conversation flow below: From "Pete" (not his real name): I walked into my first technical interview at Microsoft, and before I could say anything, the woman says, You're in an 8x8 stone corridor. -I blink and sit down. Interviewer: The prince of darkness appears before you. Me: You mean, like, the devil? Interviewer: Any prince of darkness will do. Me: Ok. Interviewer: What do you do? Me: <pause> Can I run? Interviewer: Do you want to run? Me: Hmm I guess not Do I have a weapon? Interviewer: What kind of weapon do you want? Me: Um someth…

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The Japanese are hyping Vista SP1's impending release, but a roll of toilet paper printed with highlighted features is kind of uncalled for. If there is one place in the world that any gadget-electronic freak should go to, that is Akihabara district in Tokyo. Numerous stores bring on fascinating number of products, often first in the world. There are also products which are not so usual, nor you can find them in retail or e-tail in western world. Watch.Impress.co.jp T-Zone store TomsHardware

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.' The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mea n, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere' The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat yo…

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Windows Vista Service Pack 1 RTM is still not available to end users, even at a month and a half since it went gold. But some select few have access to the "next best thing." Japanese users of Microsoft's latest Windows client are also among the customers still waiting for SP1 RTM, but at the same time they have the Windows Vista Ultimate SP1 special edition toilet paper to keep them occupied until the actual service pack is released. Unlike the bits for Vista SP1, cellulose fails to come across driver issues that would postpone availability well after the date it was released to manufacturing. Enlarge Image Enlarge Image Source: Softpedia

I've just got this error today on one of our servers. Now, if I click yes, what will it be, copy or move?

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You know you're living in 21st century when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make a call from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redu…

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Check here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=516768 Umm, I sware i wouldnt sit next to that lady :censored:

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