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  1. Nice program. Can be used to clean up desktop.
  2. I have a big yellow cat name Doggie (she acts like a dog) Male shih tzu name Gizmo Female shih tzu name Snow Flake Female pom/border collie mix name Girl she just had pupies 6 in all they are weened and ready to go to a good home.
  3. I had a hard drive failure when I lost a hockey puck and used my hard drive. It worked a few days but was making a lot of noise.
  4. A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already in there. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My Dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250." Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the lover find themselves in the closet again. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Sold." A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy: "$1,000." The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession . In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the confessional and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that crap again; you're in my closet now."
  5. http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Mis...wnmowerDUI.html
  6. I have got an avi file which is encrypted and no way to get password. Is there a way to unrar without password?
  7. EMCO Malware Destroyer is a unique malware removal tool with a new and faster scanning engine! It only takes about ~10 seconds to scan your whole computer for over 10000 real targeting definitions. The current version supports most types of malwares like, adware, Browser Helper Objects (BHO), hijackers, keyloggers, drives-by-downloads, Layered Service Providers (LSP), parasitware, rats, retrospies, scumware, searchpage hijackers, snoopware, spam, surveillance software, thiefware, trojans, worms, spyware and dialers. EMCO Malware Destroyer is a marvelous addition in the category of virus scanning and removal. The main idea is to keep your machine clean from different viruses with just one click. Users of EMCO Malware Destroyer can also request for the addition of new virus definition to the database if that virus definition doesn't already exists. In this way you can save a lot of money that you waste on buying virus scanner for your networks. Why go for expensive antivirus tools when you can get you machine secured in much less price. The main thing that you must keep in mind is that EMCO Malware Destroyer is not a real time scan engine rather it's basic purpose is to check for the existence of any Virus, Warms, Trojan and Aware and to clean them. With the advancement of technology, along with a lot of facilitation different threats are popping in day by day. When you connect to internet and visit some unknown websites or download any free software (including small utilities, toolbars, desktop enhancements etc.) there is a better chance of your machine to be infected by some Spyware, Adware or any virus; that may result in a slower and unstable system. For a smoothly running a machines you are required to scan your computer from time to time to make sure that your computer isn't infected by any Adware, virus or Spyware. For this there are tones of tools available in the market but each of them have some limitation that result in a limited functionality and you may not be cent percent satisfied with their performance. But now you don't need to worry any more, EMCO Software has brought an intuitive and powerful tool know as EMCO Malware Destroyer; that enables you to scan and clean your computer. It may look as an upgrade to its predecessor known as EMCO Malware Destroyer that is a freeware from EMCO Software with a bit limited functionality. Features of EMCO Malware Destroyer :
  8. I put 2 of these http://www.jab-tech.com/YATE-LOON-120mm-Ca...ed-pr-3771.html in the place of my wimpy fans along with another hard drive and temps went down about 6 degree F with only a little noise. Highly recommended
  9. :help: I downloaded the trial but when I went to site for serial I got this Latest News May 24, 2007: CuteZIP has been discontinued GlobalSCAPE has discontinued sales and further development of CuteZIP. This decision was made so that we might better allocate resources to the development of new product concepts in our secure file management software line. How long does trial last?
  10. CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a! prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can'tremember,exactly. Peter, Peter, something or other..."
  11. is there anything out there that will do lzx-21?
  12. These guys look weird but has good music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgjNq-Y8NGk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHfQZs5Yx_I&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahm-6YDHMrc
  13. Does it do cabs with lzx-21
  14. dirtwarrior

    monk

    A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. Sounds not like anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they say,
  15. I like the screen saver electric sheep. Just wondering if it is possible to save the downloaded parts and move it to another puter, or do I need to download it all over again? Is there another one like electric sheep?
  16. I have never messed with this option much but what does each mean Default ACPI Multiprocessor PC ACPI Uniprocessor PC Advance Configuration and Powee (ACPI) Compaq System Pro MPS Uniprocessor PC MPS Multiprocessor PC Standard PC
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